{"id":59773,"date":"2021-10-08T11:20:46","date_gmt":"2021-10-08T15:20:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/sciencesensei.com\/?p=59773"},"modified":"2023-06-22T11:25:15","modified_gmt":"2023-06-22T15:25:15","slug":"incredibly-unlucky-people-who-broke-some-very-expensive-objects","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dev.sciencesensei.com\/incredibly-unlucky-people-who-broke-some-very-expensive-objects\/","title":{"rendered":"Incredibly Unlucky People Who Broke Some Very Expensive Objects"},"content":{"rendered":"
As Hannah Montana once said, “Everybody makes mistakes; everybody has those days, nobody’s perfect.” Mistake serve as valuable lessons that everyone must experience, although certain blunders can exact a hefty toll. Within a collective, individuals exchange accounts of the most exorbitant items inadvertently damaged, ranging from multimillion-dollar medical apparatus to complete fleets of fighter jets. So, if your parents are still trying to make you feel bad about that thing you broke when you were a baby, make sure to share this with them.<\/p>\n
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Irrespective of the magnitude of your error, always bear in mind that you’ll never have to confess to your boss that you shattered a Noaa-N Prime Satellite before it even departed the workshop. How do you even explain that to your boss?<\/p>\n
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Snow-Lemur<\/a><\/p>\n The two men in the back must be thinking, “How can we fix his before someone notices?” It would be advisable for them to attempt to restore it to its original position and assign responsibility to someone else in the event of another mishap.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Within the confines of the military aircraft hangar, an unfortunate incident occurred where fire suppression foam canisters unexpectedly detonated, resulting in a rapid inundation of the entire space with copious amounts of foam. It is a corrosive substance, so there is a high risk for potential damage to the planes.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 5_Frog_Margin<\/a><\/p>\n Also, the foam sucks the oxygen out of the area, so it is harmful to anyone who was in the area when the canisters exploded. Despite its appearance resembling fluffy clouds inviting for a leap, this mistake proves to be quite expensive in reality.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n You would think there would be a safety measure installed so that the garage wouldn’t rise if an object were on top. Considering the significant cost involved, it would be reasonable to increase the price slightly to include a crucial safety measure.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n tsMineDK<\/a><\/p>\n Not only was the jeep on top crushed, but the car in the garage was flooded, so the lift malfunctioned causing it to keep rising with the vehicle on top. We can only imagine the amount of money this cost to fix.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n When seeking heightened attention from your insurance adjuster for your claim, some individuals resort to placing women in bikinis aboard the sinking boat. Why would anyone think that it is a good time to get an Instagram photo while the ship is sinking?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Ienjoyduckscompany<\/a><\/p>\n These are the appearances people adopt when feigning to have their lives in order, while the reality is evident in the crumbling circumstances surrounding them.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n If you’ve ever pondered the reasons behind avoiding tailgating, this picture serves as a compelling illustration. The expensive sports car was driving too close to the school bus, and when the bus stopped short, the small car went right under the back of the bus.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n DPLaVay<\/a><\/p>\n This individual received a fitting consequence for driving in such close proximity to a school bus. Yes, it is annoying to be stuck behind as it stops every few minutes, but you can clearly see how dangerous it is.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n It is highly unlikely that duct tape or super glue will serve as viable solutions for this predicament. In Florida, a crane has caused severe damage by splitting the roof in half, resulting in significant repercussions for someone’s job security.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n IAmGodMode<\/a><\/p>\n Maybe the homeowners were getting a divorce, so they decided to split their possessions, and one partner took it too literally.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n While your car may boast four-wheel drive and claim to be “all-terrain,” it is crucial to acknowledge that it cannot guarantee your safety in every conceivable situation. Sand is not very sturdy when you stand on it, so what would make these people think that sand could hold a car’s weight?<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Hera03a<\/a><\/p>\n While certain beaches permit parking on the dry sand, these individuals took it to another level by driving as close to the water as possible, where the sand is constantly shifting.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n During their drilling work, these construction workers encountered a situation where they inadvertently entangled everything with underground wires. The neighborhood residents were probably so pissed when their internet suddenly stopped working.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n jazz_man<\/a><\/p>\n The customer service representative undoubtedly inquired, “Did you try turning it off and on again?” Aware of the gravity of the situation, the man is desperately attempting to untangle the issue in a last-ditch effort to salvage his job.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This server has unfortunately toppled over, and all we can do is bid farewell, acknowledging its remarkable RAM. One can only imagine the exorbitant costs involved in repairing such a device. People probably had so many computer issues because of this.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n _w0xy<\/a><\/p>\n We always wondered what it meant when people said, “the server crashed.” Now we know what they mean. This is a bad situation, it really megabytes.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Due to an unfortunate mishap, a technician “accidentally” discharged a Vulcan Cannon, resulting in the destruction of an F-16 aircraft that was stationary on the runway. Fortunately, no one was inside or harmed, but it remains an exceedingly costly mistake to have occurred.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n J00G0LD<\/a><\/p>\n If you are wondering what happened to the technician, he is now a hygiene technician, aka janitor, because he lost his job. The plane cannon wasn’t the only thing being fired that day.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n “Good news; we upgraded your cabin to our Open-Air Elite Suit.” Luckily no one was injured in this situation, but someone was definitely yelled at for docking the ships so close together on a windy day. Popular internet folklore suggests that placing the damaged object in rice or filling the cracks with ramen can miraculously remedy the situation.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n unknown<\/a><\/p>\n However, in the case depicted, the ship on the left effortlessly sliced into the object, akin to cutting through butter, highlighting the immense destructive capabilities of such vessels.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n There was a landslide on a highway in Taiwan in 2010, and this was the aftermath. It looks like its time to film a Jeep commercial. “Late to work? Not if you have a Jeep.” The dilemma arises as to whether it would be more prudent to attempt clearing the obstruction or if it would be wiser to accept the loss and construct a new tunnel.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n voy_conlag_mental<\/a><\/p>\n Hopefully, there were not many cars passing through at the time of this incident.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n One could almost suspect that this was a deliberate act. The truck’s bed is loaded with tires, creating a heavy weight at the back, seemingly contributing to the situation at hand. Second, the lift was only put on the front end of the truck. They had to have known what the results would be in this situation. Surely, there must be a simpler and more efficient method for removing the bed of a truck.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n OvercastHaze<\/a><\/p>\n Rather than risking damage to the bed or other components in the workshop, they could have explored alternative solutions that would have yielded better results.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The person in the corner filing the report must be writing, “Red car one was hit by red car two as it drove into the middle lane and hit red car three into the safety rail.” All three Ferraris in the picture have been completely wrecked, resulting in a loss of over $300,000.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Liberal_Leopard<\/a><\/p>\n You can only hope that they weren’t racing illegally and that no one was seriously injured, but people do dumb things sometimes, so you never know.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This vintage Aston Martin, which previously held a value of $1.5 million, has significantly depreciated in worth due to the inflicted damage. Q, the mastermind behind Bond’s gadgets, is likely to be infuriated by the destruction of such a remarkably expensive vehicle by Bond himself.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Jorarl<\/a><\/p>\n This is a very sad sight because it is like watching money get up and walk out of your bank account. The repairs probably cost an arm and a leg, but it would be worth it to restore this iconic car.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This individual’s day took a turn for the worse when they accidentally shattered a 1945 Chateau Mouton Rothschild bottle of wine, valued at $16,000. The thought of being the person responsible for breaking such a tremendously expensive wine is undoubtedly daunting, especially when it comes to informing their boss about the mishap.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n I_kickflipped_my_dog<\/a><\/p>\n Since its open and they are probably getting fired anyway, they might as well enjoy the remaining win that’s left in the bottle. There is no reason for something that expensive to go to complete waste.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This crash serves as a fitting metaphor for the contrasting appearance of an individual going out on a Saturday night versus their disheveled state upon waking up on Sunday morning. The remarkable speed at which the boat was traveling is evident, considering the color transformation of the lifeboat following the collision.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n istionyyc<\/a><\/p>\n These boats were built in the ’80s, so they were bound to crash at some point. Also, if 2020 was a boat, this is what it would look like in January versus March.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n In the event that the insurance company inquiries about the incident, there exists tangible evidence for explanation. However, it does raise curiosity as to why the men are merely observing the drying process instead of promptly hosing off the car to potentially salvage it. They must know there is no way to save the car, so they might as well watch the events unfold.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n KevlarYarmulke<\/a><\/p>\n If they say, “Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there,” their insurance agent will magically appear and save the day. Subsequently, they can find amusement in this absurd and ludicrous situation.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n During the process of lifting a piano out of a recording studio in Canada, the movers unfortunately dropped it. The rare and very expensive grand piano was ruined forever, and all the movers had to say was that it was “Kaputt.” This sounds like a scene out of a cartoon when the piano falls on the character walking underneath.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dcln-e<\/a><\/p>\n As a result, the piano crushes the character, leaving them flattened like a crushed accordion, and upon escaping, the piano limps away, displaying the aftermath of the mishap.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Back in 2014, a train transporting the cabins of Boeing planes derailed, causing the plane parts to plunge into the river below. Imagine you are white water rafting with your family, and suddenly planes start sliding into the river, that would be terrifying. It is not accurate or fair to suggest that Boeing intentionally pre-crashes their planes for customer convenience.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n PerciFlage88<\/a><\/p>\n Accidents and incidents involving plane transportation can occur due to various factors, but it is important to note that airplane manufacturers strive to ensure safety and reliability in their products. It’s probably cheaper to test them in transit rather than when people are on them. Also, these look like giant caterpillars emerging from the water at first glance.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Someone at the hospital made a very costly mistake. The MRI (Magnetic Resonance Imaging) machine operates as a colossal and potent magnet, which is why it is crucial to avoid wearing any metal when entering the room housing the machine. The hospital employee must have forgotten about the magnetic factor and brought a metal table into the room with the MRI.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n sdoodle<\/a><\/p>\n The cart got stuck to the machine, and $5 million was lost because of a very simple mistake. Indeed, there are undoubtedly signs posted outside the door explicitly stating “no metal allowed.” Hence, the person has no excuse for encountering this problem, as clear instructions were provided to prevent such incidents.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n While this one is not a user mistake, we can still blame mother nature for ruining these solar panels. The renewable energy infrastructure is in need of immediate renewal. One can only hope that the owners had insurance coverage to compensate for the damage caused by the hail storm on the solar panels.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Absentfriends<\/a><\/p>\n It looks like nature is starting to fight back. Mother nature said, “you think you can use my sunlight and turn it into energy for free? “Oh hail no!” She expressed her fury, despite recognizing that renewable energy is superior for the environment.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n In certain instances, Karma takes charge, ensuring that individuals receive what they deserve. In this particular case, the person chose to keep their dog in the garage alongside their Porsche, resulting in an outcome that can be seen as a consequence of their actions.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n koogledoogle<\/a><\/p>\n The dog did not like being cooped up, so it started biting and scratching the side of the car. You shouldn’t leave a dog locked in a garage because it can get too hot, and there is not enough room for it to walk around. The Porsche became the world’s most expensive chew toy.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Following the meticulous creation of an ideal man cave, complete with 30 gaming systems and over 2,000 games, the room tragically fell victim to a devastating house fire, resulting in its complete destruction. How does a man mourn the loss of not only his favorite room in the house but also an entire collection of video games? For anyone who has a nice gaming room in their house with high-value items, make sure you get it insured so that you can try to get everything brand new.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ElBarani<\/a><\/p>\n While it is terrible that certain irreplaceable items were likely lost in the fire, there is some consolation in the fact that the individual could potentially receive insurance compensation to acquire new belongings or rebuild the space in a different manner.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The sheer magnitude of the monetary loss incurred when this entire wine shelf toppled, leaving behind a scene reminiscent of a crime scene, is unbelievable. The person caught in the predicament faced a difficult decision: risk being crushed by the falling bottles or allow the catastrophe to unfold.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n OrangeJeepWdw<\/a><\/p>\n The dog also looks very concerned about the loss of wine. This is a prime example of why you do not go with the cheaper contractor because the rack wasn’t anchored well enough, and it fell off the wall.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Due to an inadvertent error, the slide that is meant to be deployed upon opening the door was accidentally inflated inside the plane. Each time such a slide is utilized, it incurs a significant cost of $25,000. Thankfully no one was on the plane, or the airline would have lost more money to refund all their tickets. Something sharp would be useful to pop this, but TSA took all the tweezers and nail scissors away.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n viboux<\/a><\/p>\n Among the various ways one might contemplate meeting their demise on a plane, suffocating beneath an adult bounce house is certainly an unexpected and improbable scenario.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n What is yellow and can’t swim? An excavator. Why can’t it swim, you ask? There is just a solitary arm, devoid of its counterpart. It appears that in the face of any calamitous scenario, a handful of men invariably gather, their gazes fixed in astonishment.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Turtlechampy<\/a><\/p>\n If only they had a machine that could dig this out…oh wait. If they send a second excavator in to rescue it, it will probably get stuck as well.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n An individual had the peculiar notion of placing their money in the microwave as a means of disinfecting it. However, this unconventional attempt at cleanliness resulted in the unfortunate outcome of melting $5,000 Canadian dollars, transforming them into an unusable state. There is a reason they call it money laundering and not money microwaving. Canadian notes are plastic, so whoever did this did not understand that plastic melts when it is heated.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n jdk<\/a><\/p>\n What prevented them from considering the simple act of cleansing the money with soap and water beforehand? The influence of the coronavirus pandemic has been known to lead individuals into engaging in less rational behaviors.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n In a desperate bid to rescue his prized $300,000 boat, this individual managed to accomplish an astonishing feat: not only did he submerge his pickup truck, but he also succeeded in sinking his Jeep in the process. He has more money than he has brains.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n SloppyToppyDownSouth<\/a><\/p>\n If you couldn’t get it out with one car, why risk the second one. His insurance agent is never going to believe him when he has to file the report for his cars and boat. Undoubtedly, he won’t be receiving any financial compensation for his claims.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Amidst this situation, this individual has the opportunity to find solace in the fact that they narrowly avoided being struck by the bullet themselves. It appears that someone took the expression “suns out; guns out” a bit too literally, leading to this unexpected turn of events.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n zopilord<\/a><\/p>\n This is why people shouldn’t shoot their guns into the air. The bullet has to come down eventually, and it is going to damage something on its way down.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Due to severe damage inflicted upon the DeLorean, both Doc and Marty find themselves stranded in the past, trapped without a means of returning to their original time. The repercussions of this unfortunate event reverberate through the fabric of the space-time continuum, causing a permanent disruption that alters the course of history. Doc should have realized that the engine could overheat with 1.21 gigawatts of electricity pumping through it.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Venom4174<\/a><\/p>\n The flux capacitor got too hot because Marty and Doc were traveling to and from the future so often, so it exploded. It is going to take months for this to be fixed.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n In an unfortunate oversight, the dump on the truck was left in an elevated position, and the primary person responsible for this blunder happens to be Paul, who stands there transfixed, marveling at the ensuing destruction. Now, ironically, the elevated bed serves as the sole support keeping this building from collapsing. Way to go, indeed, Paul.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n phetish23<\/a><\/p>\n It must feel horrible to have to call your boss and say, “Hi, I have a problem. I broke the building.” His boss would probably start laughing because he thought it was a joke until he saw the damage.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n As you are settling into your seat and getting ready for your first plane ride in over a year, you hear the captain start to make an announcement. “Unfortunately, there is an issue with the luggage, and we are experiencing some delays today.”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ttv_Alotta<\/a><\/p>\n The magnitude of damage caused to a plane engine of such scale by a luggage truck raises a legitimate question. The reparation costs for such an incident would likely amount to millions of dollars. Astonishingly, the only explanation offered by the driver is a simple claim of a “blind spot.”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n When a fire broke out at the distillery, the inherent flammability of alcohol necessitated a difficult decision. In order to prevent the runoff of whiskey into a nearby water source, the decision was made to allow the barrels of whiskey to burn up, knowing that alcohol burns rapidly. Props to the company for putting the environment before profits. When they said it was fire whiskey, we didn’t realize they were serious.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n liamurray12<\/a><\/p>\n From a distance, a passionate whiskey enthusiast watched in tears as the devastating scene unfolded. Witnessing the loss of such precious alcohol, their emotions overwhelmed them, reflecting the profound sadness caused by the wasted spirits.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n If insurance companies had nightmares, this is what they would look like. “Hi, I crashed my Lamborghini into another Lamborghini.” Any insurance agent would be sweating after hearing that sentence. The scenario appears reminiscent of Bumblebee, the Transformers character, engaging in playful yet intense interaction with his identical clone.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n feliciteer_mij<\/a><\/p>\n Regrettably, their exuberance escalated beyond control, prompting them to revert to their car forms and await assistance, recognizing the need for external help in resolving the situation.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The thought of individuals being afraid to report the damage they have caused to their bosses pales in comparison to the daunting prospect faced by a soldier who must confess to their Sergeant that their actions have resulted in millions of dollars’ worth of losses for the army.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Saint9407<\/a><\/p>\n The question arises: how does such a significant mishap even occur in the first place? What would make the driver swerve so that the convoy land flat upside-down? He must have been texting and driving. That is the only reasonable explanation.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n This $70 million yacht capsized in a port in Greece, and our first thought was that someone let Jordan Belfort dock it while he was on quaaludes. Indeed, for those capable of affording a yacht of such value, the financial means to acquire another one may likely be within their reach.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n TheRigSauce<\/a><\/p>\n However, in the face of this problem, one can’t help but wonder if there exists a way to salvage the distressed vessel. The imagination wanders, envisioning the incredible interior of a yacht in that price range, undoubtedly draped in unparalleled beauty and luxury.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Residential homes were constructed atop an abandoned gypsum mine in South Dakota, yet the ground’s instability has rendered their property devoid of value due to the emergence of a sinkhole. The residents of the community decided to explore the tunnel with the help of the National Speleological Society.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Dan Austin\/Paha Sapa Grotto<\/a><\/p>\n The team discovered that the mine ran under about 12 homes on the street. Due to the perilous conditions, thorough exploration of all the tunnels was deemed too hazardous. However, the discovery of a car within the tunnels suggested prior knowledge of the inherent dangers associated with constructing homes in that area, even before the community was established.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n After bringing their car in for repairs, the unfortunate owner realized that upon departure, additional repairs were required due to the presence of a forgotten rag left inside the engine. Instead of paying the repair shop, they should be paying the owner of the car. The mechanic might have been disheartened to witness his prized rag torn to shreds by the mighty force of the car engine.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Geovestigator<\/a><\/p>\n However, it’s important to consider the relative costs of the cloth compared to the car engine. The actual prices can vary significantly depending on factors such as the quality of the cloth and the specific make and model of the car engine.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The individual had the opportunity to test drive a Porsche worth $300,000, but unfortunately, they were involved in an accident. Is there a policy where you broke it, you buy it? Some people don’t know how to handle these powerful cars on the road, so they shouldn’t be able to test drive it.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n urmommyre<\/a><\/p>\n Most high-end dealerships ask for ID and proof of insurance for this exact reason. If you can’t pay for the car, you can’t get in one to test drive.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n 2020 just keeps getting worse! These brand new Shelby Gt500s tipped over in Detroit, and they are probably fairly beat up. These trucks drive rather fast, so it is not surprising that it tipped over. T It is speculated that these cars would likely end up damaged or destroyed regardless.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n ablebodiedmango<\/a><\/p>\n Therefore, it may be more efficient and cost-effective to eliminate the intermediary step, saving both time and money for everyone involved. At least they can take them right back to the factory to be repaired.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Out of sheer jealousy from witnessing the overwhelming attention bestowed upon the McLaren, the BMW succumbed to rage and intentionally crashed, seeking to reclaim the spotlight. Cars have feelings too, as we have seen in movies such as Transformers and Cars.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n netg0d<\/a><\/p>\n In addition to being responsible for covering the expenses to repair their expensive BMW, this individual is also liable for the damages incurred by the dealership and the several hundred thousand dollar car involved in the incident.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n We hope their insurance covers that. The tire is completely folded under the car, and the system has the audacity to give the drive a calm warning about low tire pressure. In a historic turn of events, the tire pressure warning system proves to be accurate.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n andocromn<\/a><\/p>\n Contrary to the usual scenario where the warning light often triggers unnecessarily, causing alarm, this time it serves its purpose faithfully. Consequently, you decide to pull over, only to discover that everything is indeed in proper order.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n The sequence begins with a small spark igniting, setting off a rapid chain of events leading to a significant downfall. To prevent such incidents, it would be prudent to have a metal detector positioned in front of the machine as a preventive measure. This would help avoid situations like the one experienced in this case. Now the machine is out of order until they can replace all the broken parts.<\/p>\n <\/p>\nWere They Trying To Simulate Cloudy Flying Conditions Or Did They Release Fire Suppression Foam?<\/h2>\n
When You Park On Top Of The Hidden Garage<\/h2>\n
Sinking Boats N’ Hoes<\/h2>\n
A Hundred Thousand Dollar Door Stop<\/h2>\n
Now They Have A Split-Level<\/h2>\n
This Is Why You Can’t Park On The Beach<\/h2>\n
Sorry To Inform You, But Your Internet Access Will Not Be Restored Until 2021<\/h2>\n
Systems Down, Systems Down!<\/h2>\n
Houston, We Have A Problem<\/h2>\n
Boop!<\/h2>\n
“Oh, The Landslide Will Bring It Down”<\/h2>\n
Tough Break!<\/h2>\n
Burning Money Would Be Less Expensive<\/h2>\n
This Car Used Was Worth $1.5 Million, Keyword: Was<\/h2>\n
When You Break A $16,000 Bottle Of Wine On Your First Day Of Work<\/h2>\n
Talk About Running Aground<\/h2>\n
This Moment Will Be Cemented In Their Memories Forever<\/h2>\n
What Cartoon Character Did It Land On?<\/h2>\n
Are Those Neon Whales Or The Aftermath Of A Train Derailment?<\/h2>\n
I Told You! No Metal Carts!<\/h2>\n
What The Hail?<\/h2>\n
Don’t Leave A Large Dog In The Garage With Your Porsche<\/h2>\n
30 Gaming Systems and 2,000 Games Destroyed In A Fire<\/h2>\n
Painful<\/h2>\n
The Slide Is Supposed To Be Opened Outside, Right?<\/h2>\n
“Who Is Going To Tell The Boss?”<\/h2>\n
Money Cannot Be Sanitized In The Microwave<\/h2>\n
Desperations Cost Him Much More Than His $300,000 Boat<\/h2>\n
Stray Bullet Shattered Brand New Solar Panels…Only In America<\/h2>\n
How Will They Get Back To The Future?!<\/h2>\n
“Well, Now What?”<\/h2>\n
Fly The Friendly Skies<\/h2>\n
Forty-Five Thousand Barrels Of Burned Whisky Later<\/h2>\n
Why Crash One, When You Can Crash Two<\/h2>\n
This Is Where Our Tax Dollars Go<\/h2>\n
Just a Slight List<\/h2>\n
Old Mine Land Is So Cheap Because It Is Unstable…<\/h2>\n
A Rag Got Left In An Engine After Repairs<\/h2>\n
If You Crash During A Test Drive, You Shouldn’t Own That Car<\/h2>\n
Just a bit Off Balance<\/h2>\n
One Car Was Jealous Of The Other One<\/h2>\n
Thanks For The Warning<\/h2>\n
When A Band Saw Hits A Nail<\/h2>\n